April 2011
when someone says "so tell me about yourself"
Reblogged from imjustthatsmart
I hate trying to help people
I hate trying to help people with their relationship problems because it’s either:
A) It’s never happend to me before so I don’t know what to say.
B) What ever I say doesn’t make sense
C) They don’t take or listen to anything I just said and continue to make themselves miserable.
So while they’re like:
I’m just like:
When I joined Tumblr, I'm like;
“How does this thing workkk?”;
Now;
True Dat.
The things that piss me off the most at school:
The girls who always try to fight:
The people that ask stupid questions:
The kids who get their swagger on in front of me and make me late:
The couples who make out in the middle of the hall:
The boys who think they’re hot shit:
The ghetto girls that always scream at each other:
Everyone else:
Play
Are you gonna decide to post any doodles on here? :D <3
Maybe. :)
March 2011
Play
When I see a bug...
At first I’m like:
“I’m gonna kill this mother fucker.”
Then it moves and I’m like:
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
(via thechristineee, m1llion)
/Flails
This made me very very happy :>
black motherfucking power
boobies
Gimme gimme.
